gradies:

i had good grades at the beginning of the school year but everything changed when the fire nation attacked

nepetaquest:

Pay your taxes or be sent to the Shadow Realm

nepetaquest:

Pay your taxes or be sent to the Shadow Realm

Every single person looking for a job should read this right now.

stfuconservatives:

athenasaurus:

soambitchous:

adulting:

What You Hopefully Did Months Ago:

Seriously, guys. Run, don’t walk, to this amazing series of charts.

This is great.

this makes me feel a bit better

Great info and chart porn. Bookmark it and reread it before your next interview.

vega-ofthe-lyre:


Okay, Ophelia by Jeannine Hall Gailey.

vega-ofthe-lyre:

Okay, Ophelia by Jeannine Hall Gailey.

neat-girl:

MY EVERYTHING

neat-girl:

MY EVERYTHING

keithmorris:

i wanted to know what a duck looked like without a beak so i googled it and ive been laughing at this photo for about 3 minutes

bmoremusic:

The first single from Dan Deacon’s forthcoming LP with Domino Records is called “Lots”. Listen to it on Dan’s website right here.

bmoremusic:

The first single from Dan Deacon’s forthcoming LP with Domino Records is called “Lots”. Listen to it on Dan’s website right here.

armedrobertry:

higgitusfiggitus:

Today my mom wasn’t home, so my eight year old sister asked me to set some words for her so she could write her daily sentences. I knew she did them every day, but I’ve never bothered to read them before.

My sister is a lot of things. She’s extremely smart, fairly quiet, and absolutely hilarious. But today I learned two new things about her:

a) my sister does not have a way with the written word

b) my sister is addicted to crack cocaine

I don’t know what the fuck she’s smoking but I want in on it sweet baby jesus I did not know what to do with myself while I was reading some of these

what is wrong with her

I don’t even understand what some of these mean









(things you should know: I am natalie, and her “silkys” are two little silk & velveteen blankets she’s slept with since she was born.)

So that’s who runs horse_ebooks.


Evil shall with evil be expelled

Evil shall with evil be expelled